Comfort-loving, unapologetic, and proudly unproductive — this “I’m Not Wasting Time, I’m Just Strengthening My Relationship With the Couch” hoodie is made for the relaxation experts, binge-watch champions, and professional lounge-athletes of the world. Perfect for anyone who believes rest is a lifestyle, the couch is sacred, and doing nothing is an elite skill.
Whether you’re napping like it’s a calling, scrolling like it’s cardio, or simply bonding with your favorite cushion spot, this hoodie wraps you in softness while celebrating the art of quality couch time.
Ultra-soft, plush fabric for maximum lounging comfort
Unisex fit for relaxation pros and stay-home royalty
A funny, relatable hoodie for nap enthusiasts and sofa soulmates
Perfect gift for cozy queens, homebodies, Netflix warriors, and anyone who treats the couch like forever-love
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
