Keep it honest with the “I’m Not Tired — I’m Just Emotionally Unavailable to Responsibilities” T-shirt. Perfect for anyone who’s mentally checked out but still physically present, this tee captures the hilarious truth of having zero energy for anything that requires effort, focus, or adulting.
Made from soft, breathable fabric, it’s ideal for days when responsibilities feel optional, overwhelming, or simply not invited.
• Premium cotton blend for everyday comfort
• Unisex fit for an easy, relaxed look
• Bold, relatable design for burnout survivors and “not today” thinkers
• Great gift for anyone who avoids responsibilities like a part-time job
• Guaranteed to spark laughs and “Honestly… same” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
