Witty, tipsy, and just refined enough to pretend it's intentional — this “I’m Not Slurring, I’m Speaking in Cursive” sweatshirt is for those who know a good time when they sip one. Whether you're two drinks deep, naturally dramatic, or just vibing with a little extra personality, this cozy layer lets everyone know your speech isn’t messy — it’s elegantly stylized.
Perfect for brunch warriors, happy-hour heroes, social butterflies, and anyone who believes life is better with laughter, looseness, and a little liquid confidence. Why stumble over words when you can glide through them like a fancy signature?
Soft, snuggle-worthy fabric for maximum comfort
Relaxed unisex fit for casual nights, cozy hangs & tipsy giggles
A hilarious must-have for social drinkers, party lovers, and smooth-talking charmers
Makes the perfect gift for friends who “aren’t drunk,” just… creatively fluent
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
