Confident, witty, and unapologetically grounded. The “I’m Not Short, I’m Just More Down to Earth Than Most People” sweatshirt is made for those who embrace their perspective—literally and figuratively. It’s a playful, bold statement of self-assurance, humor, and staying true to yourself—loud, proud, and unfiltered.
Perfect for anyone who values authenticity, enjoys a good laugh, and isn’t afraid to stand (or sit) out from the crowd.
• Soft, cozy fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for casual, confident style
• High-quality print built to last
• Ideal for everyday wear, layering, or making a witty statement
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
