Dark humor, brutally honest, and impossible to ignore. The “I’m Not Saying I Hate You, But I’d Unplug Your Life Support to Charge My Phone” sweatshirt is made for those with a savage sense of humor and zero tolerance for nonsense. It delivers shock-value sarcasm with confidence, turning bold words into a statement you don’t have to explain.
Perfect for anyone who appreciates dark comedy, unapologetic attitude, and standing out—while staying warm and comfortable.
• Soft, cozy fabric for everyday warmth
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a bold, casual look
• High-quality print designed to last
• Ideal for casual wear, lounging, or gifting to someone who loves edgy humor
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
