Let everyone know your priorities — and your zero tolerance for nonsense — with the “I’m Not Saying I Don’t Like You, But I Do Prioritize My Phone Battery” T-shirt. This tee delivers the perfect mix of sarcasm, truth, and unapologetic attitude, calling out anyone who thinks they come before your essentials with a wink, a laugh, and zero hesitation.
It’s bold, sharp, and hilariously relatable — ideal for anyone who knows their time, energy, and phone battery are not up for negotiation.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit that pairs effortlessly with any casual style
• A clever, cutting quote that highlights your “priorities first” energy
• Perfect for work, errands, social gatherings, or anytime you need a humor-powered reality check
• Guaranteed to spark laughs, nods, and “where’d you get that shirt?” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
