Soft, sweet, and just a little sassy — this “I’m Not Retired, I’m a Professional Grandma” sweatshirt is for the grandmas who don’t slow down, they level up. Because being a grandma isn’t a break — it’s a full-time lifestyle of spoiling, storytelling, snack-distributing, and world-class wisdom-dropping.
Perfect for grandmothers who run on love, laughter, and maybe just a tiny bit of mischief. You didn’t retire — you simply got promoted.
Cozy, soft fabric for all-day comfort (and surprise grandkid snuggles)
Unisex fit for confident grandmas who run the family like a boss
A fun, heartwarming statement for seasoned queens of the family
Great gift for grandmas who play hard, love harder, and grandma the right way — professionally
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
