Keep it real with the “I’m Not Procrastinating — I’m Just Prioritizing My Mental Breakdowns in the Exact Order They Arrive Daily” T-shirt. Perfect for anyone juggling stress with dark humor, this tee captures the relatable chaos of managing life one meltdown at a time.
Made from soft, comfortable fabric, it’s ideal for days when you’re overwhelmed, under-motivated, and staying organized in the only way that truly makes sense.
• Premium cotton blend for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit for easy, relaxed wear
• Funny, relatable design for stressed-out overthinkers
• Great gift for anyone whose to-do list includes “cry a little”
• Guaranteed to spark laughs and “Mood… big mood” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
