Grounded, honest, and a little battle-worn — this “I’m Not Pessimistic, I’m Just a Realist Who’s Been Personally Betrayed by Hope Several Times” hoodie is made for anyone who’s learned to expect reality instead of fairy tales. You’re not negative — you just have receipts, experience, and a history that taught you to read the fine print.
Relatable, witty, and quietly powerful, this piece is perfect for those who protect their heart with pragmatism and humor. If hope has let you down but your resilience hasn’t, this hoodie sums it up with style and truth.
• Ultra-soft, cozy fleece — ideal for comfort, clarity, and cautious optimism
• Relaxed unisex fit — perfect for everyday wear, deep thoughts, and emotional realism
• Great for work, errands, or any moment you’re choosing reality over wishful thinking
• A thoughtful, humorous gift for realists, old souls, and anyone who’s rebuilt themselves after disappointment
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
