This “I’m Not Opinionated — I’m Just Fluent in Facts People Can’t Handle” sweatshirt is for the ones who don’t argue — they educate. Sharp-minded, straight-shooting, and unapologetically real, it’s made for people who drop truths with confidence and don’t flinch when others get uncomfortable.
Bold, clever, and effortlessly honest, this cozy sweatshirt says “I know what I’m talking about” — and also “your feelings are not my problem” — all at once.
• Ultra-soft, midweight fleece that keeps you warm while you deliver the facts
• Relaxed unisex fit — perfect for everyday wear, chill days, or truth-telling moments
• Ideal for people who value honesty over sugarcoating
• A fun, fearless gift for anyone fluent in reality — even when others can’t handle it
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
