Let everyone know that age is just a suggestion — and a little creativity goes a long way — with the “I’M NOT OLD! JUST NEED SOME WD-40 AND A LITTLE DUCT TAPE” T-shirt. This tee perfectly blends humor, practicality, and unapologetic honesty, celebrating anyone who tackles life with a wink, a laugh, and a toolbox.
It’s bold, funny, and instantly relatable — ideal for anyone who knows that a little WD-40 and duct tape can fix almost anything… including themselves.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit that pairs effortlessly with any casual outfit
• A witty, clever quote that shows you’ve mastered the art of “age gracefully, but practically”
• Perfect for work, errands, family gatherings, or just lounging with a sense of humor
• Guaranteed to spark laughs, nods, and “I need that shirt” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
