Keep the laughs rolling with this “I’m Not Old, I Just Need Some WD-40 and a Little Duct Tape” t-shirt. Funny, clever, and a bit self-deprecating, this tee is perfect for anyone who knows age is just a number—plus a few squeaks and creaks.
Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend, it’s built for all-day comfort—whether you’re joking with friends, working on projects, or just embracing life’s wear and tear with humor. A great gift for dads, grandpas, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh about getting older.
Soft cotton blend for everyday comfort
Unisex fit for men and women
Perfect for casual wear, lounging, or gifting
Humorous design for DIY lovers and anyone aging like a classic tool set
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
