Bring the laughs with this “I’m Not My Mother’s Golden Child, But I Was the First One She Thought of Whenever the Cops Showed Up” t-shirt. Funny, bold, and just the right amount of rebellious, this tee is perfect for anyone who knows they were the troublemaker in the family.
Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend, it’s designed for all-day comfort whether you’re hanging out at home, cracking jokes with friends, or stirring up a little playful mischief. A great gift for siblings, family gatherings, or anyone who wears their wild streak proudly.
Soft cotton blend for lasting comfort
Unisex fit for men and women
Perfect for casual wear, reunions, or gifting
A funny, rebellious design that makes a statement
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
