Sharp, confident, and absolutely done with low-effort jokes — this “I’m Not Mean, I’m Just Allergic to Disrespect Disguised as Humor, Darling” sweatshirt is made for anyone who doesn’t let “just kidding” pass as an excuse. You’ve got standards, boundaries, and a finely tuned radar for shady sarcasm — and you’re not afraid to call it out with style.
Sassy, elegant, and effortlessly assertive, it’s perfect for anyone who values respect as much as they value comfort.
• Ultra-soft, cozy fleece for warmth that pairs perfectly with high standards
• Relaxed unisex fit — ideal for calm days, bold moods, and zero-tolerance moments
• Perfect for outings, social settings, or anytime someone needs to be reminded that “jokes” aren’t free passes
• A fierce, expressive gift for anyone who loves confidently, speaks directly, and refuses disrespect in disguise
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
