Keep it real with the “I’m Not Lazy — I’m Energy Efficient With Excellent Procrastination Management Skills” T-shirt. Perfect for anyone who proudly operates on the lowest possible battery level, this tee delivers humor, honesty, and peak self-awareness in one clever statement.
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it’s ideal for laid-back days, last-minute tasks, or anytime you’d rather optimize your energy… by doing absolutely nothing.
• Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
• Unisex fit for effortless everyday wear
• Witty, relatable design for professional procrastinators
• Perfect gift for friends who excel at doing things later
• Guaranteed to spark laughs from anyone who calls it “efficiency,” not laziness
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
