Lighthearted, clever, and effortlessly relatable — this “I’m Not Lazy, I’m Energy Efficient: Saving Strength for Things That Matter” sweatshirt is perfect for anyone who prioritizes wisely and refuses to waste their spark on the unnecessary. It’s not a lack of effort — it’s strategic conservation. Smart, intentional, and a little cheeky.
Comfortable with a wink of humor, this piece is ideal for those who know that rest is a skill and energy is precious.
• Ultra-soft, cozy fleece that feels as smart as the mindset
• Relaxed unisex fit — perfect for lounging, working, or conserving energy with style
• Great for casual days, slow mornings, or any moment when you choose peace over pointless effort
• A fun, expressive gift for anyone who values efficiency over expectations
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
