This “I’m Not Jealous — I’m Preemptively Protective with Good Aim” sweatshirt is for the lovers who mix affection with precision. Fiercely loyal and a little bit dangerous (in a charming way), it’s perfect for anyone whose love language includes keeping an eye on the competition — just in case.
Sweet, bold, and playfully dramatic, this cozy sweatshirt says “I care deeply” — and also “don’t test me” — all in one breath.
• Ultra-soft, midweight fleece for cozy cuddles and subtle intimidation
• Relaxed unisex fit — comfy enough for lounging, bold enough to make your point
• Ideal for date nights, couple selfies, or casually warding off admirers
• A hilarious, heart-on-sleeve gift for girlfriends, partners, or anyone who loves fiercely (and aims accurately)
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
