Playful, bold, and full of confidence. The “I’m Not Fat — God Gave Me Airbags ’Cause I’m Precious” T-shirt delivers humor with a dose of self-love and unapologetic attitude. It’s a fun reminder that bodies come in all shapes, and confidence is always the best look.
Made for those who embrace laughter, positivity, and owning who they are, this tee pairs comfort with a message that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Because sometimes the best way to shut down negativity is with a joke and a smile.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for an easy, flattering feel
• High-quality print built to last
• Perfect for casual wear, gifting, or spreading body-positive humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
