Turn your clumsy moments into comedy gold with the “I’m Not Drunk! The Floor Hates Me, the Tables and Chairs Are Bullies, and the Wall Gets in My Way!” T-shirt. Perfect for anyone who can trip on air, bump into furniture, or lose balance without a single sip involved, this tee delivers playful humor with a dramatic twist.
It’s lighthearted, relatable, and guaranteed to get smiles from anyone who knows that sometimes life—and furniture—just has it out for you.
• Soft, breathable fabric for everyday comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit that pairs effortlessly with casual outfits
• A hilarious, animated quote that highlights your lovable clumsiness
• Great for parties, hangouts, or days when gravity is doing too much
• Sure to spark laughs, teasing, and “this is totally you” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
