Fierce, sharp, and unapologetically caffeinated — this “I’m Not Dramatic, I’m Just With Passionate Better Vocabulary, Sarcasm, and a Caffeine Dependency” sweatshirt is made for anyone whose energy, humor, and flair make every day a little more entertaining. You’re not over-the-top — you’re just fully equipped with style, words, and coffee to navigate the chaos.
Playful, expressive, and effortlessly relatable, this piece is perfect for lovers of sarcasm, coffee, and intelligent humor. If your passion comes with perks, this sweatshirt lets the world know.
• Ultra-soft, cozy fleece — ideal for lively conversations, coffee breaks, and sarcastic moments
• Relaxed unisex fit — perfect for everyday wear, witty banter, and unapologetic expression
• Great for work, school, or any situation that demands charm, humor, and vocabulary
• A funny, empowering gift for sarcastic souls, coffee addicts, and lovers of expressive energy
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
