Let everyone know your inner dialogue has a mind of its own with the “I’M NOT CRAZY… NO WAIT MAYBE I’M CRAZY — ONE SECOND, I HAVE TO TALK TO MYSELF ABOUT THIS, HOLD ON” T-shirt. This tee perfectly captures that lovable mix of confusion, humor, and self-debating energy we all pretend we don’t have. It’s the ultimate anthem for people who argue with themselves, win the argument, and still walk away suspicious.
It’s playful, chaotic, and instantly relatable — ideal for anyone whose brain runs multiple tabs at once and occasionally crashes mid-thought.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit that pairs effortlessly with any casual outfit
• A fun, spiraling quote that celebrates your delightfully unpredictable personality
• Perfect for home, errands, social events, or anytime you need a laugh about your own mental circus
• Guaranteed to spark smiles, giggles, and “this shirt is literally me” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
