Forget clumsy—this shirt tells the real story. The “I’m Not Clumsy The Floor Hates Me The Table and Chairs Are Bullies and The Walls Get in My Way” t-shirt is the perfect excuse for every stubbed toe, trip, and unexpected run-in with furniture. Funny, relatable, and just a little dramatic, it’s a must-have for anyone whose daily life feels like a battle with their surroundings.
Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend, this tee keeps you comfortable even if the furniture is out to get you. Its unisex fit makes it great for anyone who’s mastered the art of unintentional chaos. Wear it casually, gift it to your accident-prone friend, or make it your go-to tee for those days when gravity seems extra mean.
Super soft cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit that works for every shape and size
A hilarious and relatable tee for the “accident prone” crew
Perfect gift for friends who trip over air and laugh about it
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
