Self-aware, sarcastic, and proudly uncoordinated. The “I’m Not Clumsy—It Takes Real Skill to Trip Over Completely Nothing. I Have That Skill.” T-shirt is a lighthearted celebration of life’s little stumbles and the humor it takes to own them.
Perfect for anyone who turns everyday mishaps into a personality trait, this tee blends comedy and comfort in one easygoing statement. Because if you’re going to trip, you might as well do it with confidence.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a casual, effortless feel
• High-quality print designed to last
• Perfect for everyday wear, laughs with friends, or gifting your favorite “gracefully challenged” person
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
