Thoughtful, chaotic, and practicing a very specific form of patience — this “I’m Not Avoiding Problems, I’m Letting Them Marinate in Quiet Emotional Chaos” sweatshirt is made for anyone who processes life on their own timeline. You’re not running away — you’re just giving your problems time to season, simmer, and maybe solve themselves.
Honest, humorous, and deeply relatable, this piece is perfect for those who cope with a blend of contemplation, procrastination, and internal drama. If your method is more “slow-cook the stress” than “face it immediately,” this sweatshirt captures that vibe with style.
• Ultra-soft, cozy fleece — ideal for reflection, overthinking, and quiet emotional spirals
• Relaxed unisex fit — perfect for everyday wear, mental marinating, and avoiding chaos publicly
• Great for work, home, or any moment you need space before dealing with anything
• A funny, relatable gift for overthinkers, procrastinators, and anyone who lets their problems soak before tackling them
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
