Show off your finely tuned people-filtering skills with the “I’m Not Anti-Social, I’m Socially Selective… and I’ve Selected to Avoid You” T-shirt. Perfect for anyone who isn’t shy—just highly selective about who gets access—this tee delivers humor, honesty, and a little dose of intentional distance.
It’s clever, relatable, and guaranteed to make everyone instantly understand why you’re not talking to them.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit that pairs effortlessly with any casual outfit
• A witty, straightforward quote that sums up your selective social vibes
• Ideal for daily wear, casual outings, or moments when you’d rather keep your circle tiny
• Sure to spark laughs, nods, and “message received loud and clear” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
