Bold by day, asleep by… well, whenever the attitude battery dies — this “I’m Not Always Sassy, Sometimes I Sleep” hoodie is for the ones powered by sarcasm, caffeine, and dramatic eye-rolls. When you're not serving side-eye and savage remarks, you're recharging so you can come back even spicier.
Perfect for the sass queens, sarcasm kings, and anyone whose resting face could win awards. Whether you're napping between attitude sessions, ignoring the world under a blanket, or waking up ready to roast again, this hoodie matches your energy — even when you're temporarily powered off.
Ultra-soft, cozy fabric for peak lounge-and-sass comfort
Relaxed unisex fit for all snark-powered nap-takers
Ideal for feisty souls, mood protectors & professional eye-rollers
The perfect gift for anyone who sleeps sweet but wakes up spicy
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
