Unapologetic, sarcastic, and proudly not here to make friends — this “I’m Not Always an Asshole — Just Kidding, Fuck Off” sweatshirt is for the ones who don’t fake nice, don’t sugarcoat, and definitely don’t have the patience for nonsense. If your resting face is already doing half the talking and your personality does the rest, this is your cozy truth-uniform.
Built for those who mean well (sometimes), try to behave (rarely), and simply can’t resist giving life the middle-finger glow it deserves. Whether you're tired, unbothered, brutally honest, or just allergic to stupidity, this sweatshirt says everything you’re thinking — loudly, proudly, and with perfect comedic timing.
Soft, cozy fabric for comfort while you reject humanity with style
Relaxed unisex fit for lovable jerks, sarcastic legends & unfiltered souls
Ideal for those who swear like they breathe and refuse to fake politeness
A hilarious gift for the friend who is 10% sweet… and 90% “leave me alone”
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
