Not dropping bars — just dropping f-bombs. This “I’m Not A Rapper, I Just Cuss A Lot” sweatshirt is made for the unfiltered, brutally honest, and gloriously foul-mouthed souls who speak in spice, not rhymes. If your vocabulary is 30% sarcasm, 30% swear words, and 40% “you had to be there,” this one’s your spirit layer.
Perfect for the real-talk crowd who doesn't sugarcoat anything and refuses to apologize for having a colorful personality. Whether you’re venting, vibing, or just expressing life the only way it makes sense — loudly — this sweatshirt says it so you don’t have to.
Cozy, soft fabric for all-day attitude and comfort
Relaxed unisex fit for bold mouths and unapologetic personalities
A go-to for humor lovers, sass masters, and anyone fluent in profanity
The ultimate gift for someone who’s not rude — just passionately expressive
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
