Unleash your darkly hilarious side this Halloween with the “I’m Going to Be Emotionally Stable… No One’s Gonna Know It’s Me” T-shirt. Perfect for those who love a little chaos behind a calm facade, this tee celebrates the rare art of looking composed while secretly plotting everything in your head.
It’s witty, fearless, and perfect for anyone whose humor is as sharp as their self-awareness.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit for effortless, casual style
• A bold, sarcastic quote that captures your delightfully unpredictable energy
• Perfect for Halloween, introverts, sarcastic souls, and master deceivers
• Guaranteed to spark laughs, nods of recognition, and “same” reactions everywhere you go
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
