Bring the laughs with the “I’m Getting Old – I Got Out of Bed and Had Chest Pains, Then Realized I Was Standing on My Nipples” hoodie. Perfect for anyone who loves self-deprecating humor, this hoodie turns aging into a hilarious punchline you’ll proudly wear.
Made from a cozy cotton blend, it’s warm, soft, and designed for everyday comfort—whether you’re lounging at home, running errands, or cracking jokes with friends.
Premium cotton blend for softness and durability
Unisex fit with a relaxed feel for all-day wear
A witty design that makes aging funny instead of scary
Great gift for birthdays, gag gifts, or anyone who loves a good laugh
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
