Hilarious, blunt, and unapologetically real. The “I’m Emotionally Constipated — I Haven’t Given a Shit in Days” T-shirt is for anyone who’s had enough of drama, nonsense, or just dealing with people in general. It’s sarcastic humor served with a side of truth, perfect for making a statement without saying a word.
Perfect for sarcasm lovers, blunt personalities, and anyone who appreciates dark humor, this tee combines comfort with attitude and laughs guaranteed.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a casual, effortless vibe
• High-quality print built to last
• Ideal for casual wear, lounging, or gifting someone who’s done giving a damn
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
