Embrace your perfectly balanced chaos with the “I’m Emotionally Bilingual — I Speak Calm and Catastrophic Fluently” T-shirt. Ideal for anyone who shifts between serene and spiraling with impressive skill, this tee captures the hilarious reality of managing life with both peaceful composure and dramatic flair.
Whether you’re soothing the situation one minute or melting down in three languages the next, this shirt says it all: emotional versatility is your superpower — and your plot twist.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit that’s relaxed, easy, and flattering
• A witty, relatable design for the calmly chaotic
• Great gift for expressive souls and emotional multitaskers
• Guaranteed to spark laughs, nods, and “This explains everything” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
