Embrace the chaos of aging with the “I’m at the age where my brain thinks I’m 29, my sense of humor suggests I’m 12, and my body might have died in the Civil War” t-shirt. This hilarious design perfectly sums up that stage of life where you feel young at heart—but your back, knees, and everything else strongly disagree.
Made from soft, high-quality cotton, this tee delivers both comfort and laughs. Whether you’re cracking jokes or creaking out of bed, it’s the perfect outfit for anyone who refuses to act their age.
Premium cotton for a comfy, relaxed fit
Unisex style for men and women
A funny and relatable design for those aging disgracefully
Great gift for birthdays, friends, or anyone who’s young in spirit but vintage in body
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
