Bold, darkly funny, and brutally honest, the “I Avoid Sh*t Because I’m Afraid of Me, Not You” T-shirt is for anyone who knows their temper has a fast track and no speed limit. When zero goes straight to orange jumpsuit, self-control becomes a survival skill.
Perfect for people with big personalities, quick tempers, and sharp humor, this tee delivers a no-nonsense warning wrapped in confidence and comedy.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for everyday wear
• Relaxed unisex fit with a bold, fearless vibe
• High-quality print made to last
• Great for casual wear, stress-free days, or gifting someone who knows their limits
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
