Make a statement with the “I’m a Cranky Short Woman — I Can Be Mean AF, Sweet as Candy, Cold as Winter, Evil as Hell, or Loyal as a Soldier. It All Depends on You” t-shirt — the ultimate mix of sass, honesty, and personality. This tee is perfect for women who own their moods and aren’t afraid to let the world know they come with options.
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it’s great for everyday wear whether you’re feeling sweet, spicy, or somewhere in between. A fun and empowering gift for strong, outspoken women who know exactly who they are.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit, designed for casual everyday style
Bold and funny conversation starter
Great gift for wives, girlfriends, sisters, or best friends with attitude
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
