Show off your bold attitude with this “I’m a Cranky Short Girl — If You Don’t Want a Sarcastic Answer, Don’t Ask a Stupid Question” t-shirt! Perfect for the fun-sized queens who speak fluent sarcasm and aren’t afraid to say what everyone else is thinking, this tee adds humor and personality to any outfit.
Soft, stylish, and unapologetically sassy, it’s great for casual days, coffee runs, nights out with friends, or anytime you want to warn the world that foolish questions will be met with fierce honesty.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and lasting wear
Unisex fit for short girls with BIG energy
A funny and relatable tee for sarcastic souls everywhere
Makes the perfect gift for that tiny-but-mighty friend
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |