Embrace your no-nonsense personality with the “I’m a Cranky Old Lady — If You Don’t Want a Sarcastic Answer, Don’t Ask a Stupid Question” T-shirt. Perfect for anyone who has mastered the art of sharp wit, blunt honesty, and zero patience, this tee delivers humor with a delightful sting.
It’s bold, relatable, and guaranteed to warn people exactly what they’re about to walk into—before they open their mouth.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit that pairs effortlessly with any casual outfit
• A sharp, witty quote that captures your legendary sarcastic charm
• Great for everyday wear, social gatherings, or keeping nosy people in check
• Sure to spark laughs, smirks, and “note to self: don’t ask her anything” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
