Give everyone a dose of dramatic, over-the-top humor with the “I’ll Put You in the Trunk and Help People Look for You — Don’t Test Me!” T-shirt — the perfect tee for anyone whose sass level is set to crime-show energy but strictly in a joking, sitcom-villain kind of way. This shirt says exactly what your face already does: you’re nice… until you’re not.
It’s bold, chaotic, and packed with exaggerated humor — ideal for anyone who loves sarcastic threats, dark comedy, and scaring their friends just enough to behave.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit for effortless everyday wear
• A dramatic, playful quote for fans of sarcastic “don’t test me” energy
• Perfect for friends’ nights out, casual days, or anytime you want to joke about your patience limit
• Guaranteed to spark laughs, gasps, and “okay wow… noted” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
