Serve dark humor with a straight face in the “I Like You So Much That If the Boat Was Sinking and There Was Only One Life Jacket — I Would Miss You a Lot” T-shirt. Perfect for those who appreciate sarcasm with a slightly twisted edge, this tee turns brutal honesty into laugh-out-loud style.
Savage, witty, and unapologetically funny, it’s made for anyone whose sense of humor isn’t for the faint of heart.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for everyday wear
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Bold, durable print
• Ideal for casual outings, dark-humor fans, or gifting to someone who loves savage jokes
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
