Witty, dark, and unapologetically introverted. The “I Like Murder Shows, Comfy Clothes, and Maybe 3 People” t-shirt is perfect for true-crime lovers who value comfort, sarcasm, and a very small social circle. It delivers dry humor with a cozy vibe, making your priorities loud and clear—without saying a word.
Made for binge-watching, staying in, and avoiding unnecessary human interaction, this tee combines comfort and personality in one effortlessly relatable statement.
• Soft, breathable fabric for everyday comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with an easygoing feel
• High-quality print designed to last
• Ideal for casual wear, lounging, true-crime marathons, or gifting to fellow introverts with great taste
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |