Show off your witty sense of humor with the “I Just Read an Article on the Dangers of Drinking — Scared the Shit Out of Me. So That’s It, After Today, No More Reading” T-shirt. Perfect for anyone who appreciates a good laugh and a clever twist, this tee delivers sarcasm, personality, and a toast to never taking life too seriously.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s designed for all-day comfort — whether you’re out with friends, enjoying a drink, or just sharing a laugh. A must-have for lovers of humor, irony, and happy hour.
• Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
• Unisex fit that’s flattering and easy to wear
• Funny and clever design for sarcasm lovers
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who enjoys a good laugh
• Perfect for casual outings, parties, or relaxing with your favorite drink
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
