Who needs chores when you can have comedy? The “I Just Fired Myself from Cleaning My House — I Didn’t Like My Attitude and I Got Caught Drinking on the Job” t-shirt is the ultimate mood for anyone who’s ever looked around mid-cleaning and thought, “Yeah, I quit.” Perfect for those who take housework lightly and humor seriously, this tee delivers personality, sarcasm, and pure relatability in one comfy package.
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton with a relaxed unisex fit, it’s designed for comfort whether you’re actually cleaning, procrastinating, or enjoying a well-deserved drink instead. A must-have for anyone who runs their household with equal parts chaos and comedy.
• Soft cotton fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit — perfect for lounging or casual wear
• Durable print that keeps up with your sense of humor
• A hilarious gift for moms, wives, or anyone “fired” from housework
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
