Laugh through the struggle with the “I Just Did Some Financial Planning and It Looks Like I Can Retire at 95 and Live Comfortably for 14 Minutes” sweatshirt. Perfect for anyone who’s ever checked their bank account and needed a sense of humor to survive, this sweatshirt captures the reality of adulting with a hilarious twist.
Crafted from a soft, cozy cotton blend, it’s perfect for staying warm while you joke about your financial “freedom.” Ideal for lazy weekends, work-from-home days, or casual outings where sarcasm is your love language.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit, great for all-day wear
A funny, relatable design for anyone who laughs through financial pain
Perfect gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone who needs a retirement plan (and a laugh)
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
