Bring the drama with the “I Have Two Settings: Calm and Category Five Hurricane” T-shirt. Perfect for anyone who goes from peaceful to powerful in 0.2 seconds, this tee captures the hilarious truth of having exactly two modes: quiet… and absolute chaos.
Whether you’re minding your business or unleashing a full-force emotional storm, this shirt says it all. No filters, no warnings—just pure, unpredictable energy.
• Soft, breathable fabric for everyday comfort
• Unisex fit that keeps things relaxed and easy
• A bold, relatable design for high-energy, zero-nonsense personalities
• Great gift for anyone who jumps from zen to whirlwind in minutes
• Guaranteed to spark laughs, nods, and “Yep, that’s definitely you” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
