Say it loud without saying a word with this “I Have Neither the Time Nor the Crayons to Explain This to You” t-shirt. Perfect for anyone who’s run out of patience for nonsense, this funny and sarcastic tee delivers the message loud and clear — with a touch of playful attitude.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s designed for comfort, durability, and everyday wear. Whether you’re at work, running errands, or just avoiding stupidity, this shirt has you covered.
• Premium cotton blend for softness and long-lasting comfort
• Unisex fit — relaxed, flattering, and easy to style
• Witty, sarcastic design that gets laughs (and maybe a few nods)
• Great gift for coworkers, parents, teachers, or anyone with zero tolerance for drama
• Ideal for casual days, laid-back weekends, or anytime you’re “so done”
Because some things just aren’t worth explaining — and you’ve got better things to do.
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
