Turn heads and crack smiles with this “I Have a Pretty Big Ass, So Even When I Half-Ass Something, the Results Are Still Impressive!” t-shirt! Perfect for confident queens, humor lovers, and anyone who knows how to mix sass with self-love, this tee brings cheeky attitude and unstoppable charm to every outfit.
Soft, stylish, and full of personality, it’s great for casual days, gym laughs, brunch dates, or anytime you want to remind the world that effort is optional — and fabulous results are guaranteed.
Premium cotton blend for everyday comfort
Unisex fit for all confident, curve-celebrating humans
A funny, bold tee for those who own their attitude and their assets
Makes a hilarious gift for friends who aren’t afraid to hype themselves (and their behinds)
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
