Add a dose of savage humor to your wardrobe with this brutally honest T‑shirt. Featuring the line “I HATE TWO PEOPLE… IT’S SO HARD TO DECIDE WHICH FACE TO SLAP FIRST,” this design is pure sarcasm with a sharp punchline. It’s meant to be funny, bold, and unapologetic—perfect for anyone who copes with frustration using dark humor and wit.
This tee isn’t about violence, it’s about attitude, exaggeration, and saying what everyone’s thinking (but won’t admit out loud). Wear it when your patience is thin and your sense of humor is strong.
• Soft, breathable fabric for everyday comfort
• Classic fit that’s easy to style
• Long-lasting, high-quality print
• Perfect for sarcasm lovers and bold personalities
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
