Give passive aggression a wardrobe upgrade with the “I Hate It When I Have to Be Nice to Someone I Really Want to Throw a Brick At” T-shirt. Deadpan, dark, and undeniably relatable, this tee is perfect for anyone who keeps their calm...until they don’t. Wear it when you want to be honest without saying a word.
Comfort-forward details: made from a soft cotton blend that breathes and holds up wash after wash, with a roomy unisex cut that works for layering or solo wear. Great for venting via fashion, gifting to the friend who’s blunt by nature, or wearing when the office queue tests your patience.
• Soft cotton-blend for comfort and durability
• Unisex fit — relaxed, true to size for most
• High-quality print that resists cracking and fading
• Perfect for casual days, sarcastic selfies, or low-key protest dressing
• Ideal gift for friends who appreciate dark humor and straight talk
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |