This “I Gave Up Caring Three Bullsh*t Storms Ago” hoodie is for the effortlessly fed-up, chaos-proof humans who stopped sweating the nonsense a long time ago. Equal parts savage and cozy, it’s perfect for anyone whose patience ran out, humor stayed sharp, and energy is reserved for zero nonsense.
Whether you’re surviving work, social chaos, or life’s daily BS, this hoodie delivers your “not my problem” vibe loud and clear — without saying a word.
• Plush, comfy fleece for ultimate comfort while ignoring nonsense
• Relaxed unisex fit for sarcastic legends, eye-roll experts, and professional detachers
• Ideal for casual days, errand runs, or lounging in judgment-free style
• A hilarious gift for anyone who’s officially done with life’s bullsh*t
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
