Get ready to rest — and then wreak hilarious, well-organized havoc. This “I Finally Intend to Haunt People When I Die — I Have a List” t-shirt is perfect for anyone with a mischievous sense of humor and a long memory. Cheeky, spooky, and totally fun, it lets the world know you’ll be back — and you’ve already planned your priorities.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s comfy enough for everyday wear and delightfully appropriate for ghosting (figuratively) anyone who deserves it.
• Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
• Unisex fit — relaxed, flattering, and easy to style
• Funny, slightly macabre design for lovers of dark humor
• Great gift for sarcastic friends, Halloween fans, or anyone with a wicked sense of planning
• Perfect for casual wear, Halloween parties, or dropping a playful threat in style
Because some people need a reminder: your retirement plan includes a little supernatural follow-through. 👻
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
